| Functional Inconvenience Radio
It's a big mess in the Midwest!!
Welcome to our sort of internet style radio brought to you in the
severely incompetent way that you have come to expect from The Neus
Subjex! Hosted and essentially ruined by Shawn Abnoxious and Andy
Brighton. We'll talk, play songs, watch TV, and hopefully someday
have guests. Send requests/comments to Shawn
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This is a big MP3 file usually about 50 minutes or so, about 20+MB,
and done at an estimated 63kps. Beware: If you have a computer
like Shawn's, it could take a lifetime to download.
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HELP US!!! - Functional Inconvenience is looking for multiple theme
songs. Please make us one. Any format! Any style! Just
mention the words that mean the most, "functional
inconvenience" or "FI". Don't be afraid! Make
your stain!
Starting with incident #7, if you have the DVD you can synch up the
video with our audio. Video Synch Up
Instructions
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Inconvenience #16 May 23, 2008 Midday Mayhem |
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It's The Bee Gees versus The Beatles with a
hungry Mr. Cincinnati in the this war epic. Midday mayhem
ensues with
The Normal, The Humpers, Kill The Hippies, Yoko Ono, Big Dipper,
Magnetic Fields, Nick Cave and the Bad
Seeds, The Cincinnati Suds, The Replacements, Roy Orbison, Fear Of
The Left, Tits, The Adverts, S'prss,
The Figurines, Slayer, The Customs, The Wolverton Brothers, Dr.
Know, Jeffery Lewis, Jay Fergusen, Black Randy,
Can, Clinic, Suicide, Spacemen 3, and The Master of Horror (Uncle
Dave Lewis). It's just a big, chopped up,
diced, and drinkin' mess in the midwest. Film: Sgt.
Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. Now go get your
heart shaped horn!!!
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Inconvenience #15 December 31, 2007 Year End Washout |
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Kids, queue up your copy of the punk doc, Wasted
Orient, as the Captain Kangaroo and Mr. Green
Jeans of internet radio have a Year End Washout. Hits from
Eater, The Dicks, The Minutemen, Karen O.,
Control Cast, The Hiders, Adam and The Ants, DJ Cookie Monsta,
David Thomas, The Angelic Upstarts,
Carbon/Silicon, Pernicious Knifs, Lordi, The Frogs, John Fox, Jeff
Beck, Alejandro Escovedo, Guitar Wolf,
Les Savy Fav, Depeche Mode, Dethklok, The Flesheaters, Catepillar
Tracks, and the Butthole Surfers!
All due regrets to Hawaii East!!!
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Inconvenience #14 October 5, 2007 Trick or Treat Episode |
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Put on your Stuntman Mike replica rubber mask and
go trick or treating! It's another early morning Halloween
Hunt Edition with a Death Proof screening, music by The Lions
Rampant, The Kills,
Joe Higgs, Bang-Bang, Dream Syndicate, The Chocolate Horse, Code
Words, 100 Flowers, The Posies, Tom Verlaine,
Pink Floyd, Starship, Dead Kennedys, Canned Heat, The
Greenhornes with Holly Golightly, ELO, C.AARME,
The Open Mind, Thurston Moore, Young Marble Giants, The Bobby
Fuller Four, Jethro Tull, The Beakers,
The High Strung, Patti Smith, Missing Persons, and Bad Religion
all in an extra too lengthy episode.
Recorded in extra clear sonicZombiedracFrankensound!
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Inconvenience # 13 March 19, 2007 Fireside Included Episode |
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It's the
Fireside Included Fireside episode with the awesome new film,
Idiocracy, with a real fire and a real dog, and real Beer.
Music by
Silversun Pickups, Trio, Post Haste, Wall of Voodoo, The Strongest
Proof, Clinic, The Testors, Lions Rampant,
The
Clean, IMPLOG, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jella Biafra and the
Melvins, Pearlene, Donovan, Violent Femmes,
Howie
and the Homos, Neil Diamond, Albert Hammond Jr., The High and Low,
and Trio. Once again, FI, making music
more
painful to listen to! Click here
for exclusive on the scene behind the scene photographs.
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Inconvenience # 12 December 23, 2006 Special Christmas Episode |
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Special
X-mas edition! Christmas in yer Face, Or become a Christmas Rag
episode. Listen to us barely watch
A
Christmas Story and listen to The Greedies, The Pogues, Fear, The
Showcase Showdown, The Business,
Frantic
Romantic, Shesus, Craig Fox, Crass (yes, Crass!!), The Black
Angels, The Gazelles, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts,
Bad
News, The Rolling Stones, The Lazy Cowgirls, Knife The Symphony,
The Dickies, Simon and Garfunkel,
The
Flaming Lips, SS-20, and The Clone Defects. So have just another
unwanted gift from us to you! Let’s keep the “X” in Xmas!!
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| Functional
Inconvience # 11 November 11, 2006 Love and Terror Episode |
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Are you
terrified of love? Are you in love with terror! Then
keep score with the FI crew. Tunes from The FUs, Buffalo
Killers,
The Nips
(Nipple Erectors), The Doors, X (Australia), Wall Of Voodoo, Kill
The Hippies, The Registrators, Ikara Colt,
Swell
Maps, The Babeez, Bad Company, The Cure, Feederz, Dukes Of
Stratosphere, Get Sweaty (Dead Flowers),
Alice
Cooper, Fearless Iranians From Hell, The Cure, and Queen.
See if love will win out over terror. The featured
film is
Love Story starring Ali MacGraw and some Ryan guy! Watch
listen, learn, and love you terrorists!!
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Inconvenience # 10 Part 1 July 4th, 2006 Liberty
Functional Inconvenience
Part 2 July 4th, 2006 Freedom |
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Celebrate
your independence!!! Special double Liberty and Freedom
edition of FI!! Part one is liberty while part two
rings in
the freedom! Team America World Police is the featured film
along with gobs of music from Iggy Pop,
Patti
Smith Group, Mission of Burma, X, Bad Brains, Neil Diamond, Bad
Religion, Morrissey (from N.C),
Lou Reed
(and his fabulous hair), The Messengers, The Pagans, The Avengers,
The Dogs, The Injections,
The Fugs,
The Minutemen, The Circle Jerks, Neil Young, Government Issue,
Naked Raygun, Phil Ochs,
Sonic
Youth, and Ill Repute. Special patriotic words to live by
from The Duke: John Wayne!! Now go fly a Flag!!
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Matt spoof FI Incident # 9.5 May 17th, 2006 |
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FI has
been spoofed!!!! Texas Matt provides a quick and dirty
example of how easy it is to outshine our
technical
abilities. Featuring his personal fave Faster
Pussycat. Matt likes any band that has
"pussy"
in it. Check out that hot shot of Matt with male
friend.
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Inconvenience Incident #09 May, 6, 2006 |
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Mostly
inane chatter and one good bit. With music from
Shy Child, Y Pants, Mercyful Fate, Broadcast,
The
go-Betweens, Young Marble Giants, Kraftwerk, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, My
Dad is Dead, The Smiths,
Brian Eno,
The Viletones, The Skids, Bobby Sox, Duggout, Adam and the Ants,
and the Germs! GI!
Along with
the cinematic and torturously delicious movie,
Danger:Diabolik.
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Inconvenience Incident #8, April 1, 2006 |
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No
Foolin'! Possibly our worst show yet. With the movie
synch up with Harmony Korine's "Gummo".
Music by Trinity, Half
Japanese, Ass Ponys, Root Boy Slim and The Sex Change Band, The
Gun Club,
Waco A
Go Go, Sonic Youth, Driver, Rolling Stones, The Fuses, Napalm
Death, Bob Dylan,
The
Urinals, Metrophon, Beat Happening, Driver, Sleep, Servotron, and
Queer mystery 7".
Behold
the Law!! Remember to vote for your favorite Crass
song!!! This is a democracy!!
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Inconvenience Incident #7 February 25, 2006 |
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Keepin'
those guns ablazin' in Ohio Proper! With that new wave
Breathless cinema thing.
Music by
The Slickee Boys, Theoretical Girls, C.D. Truth, Crucial Youth,
Max Frost & The Troopers (The 13th Power), Gryreleoth, Devo
2.0, Bound and Gagged,
John Lee Hooker with Canned Heat, The
Gazelles, Moving Units, The Necros,
Thee Sham (RIP), Siouxsie
& The Banshees, Meow Motherfucker, The Sundresses,
and lots of
useless casual conversation!
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Inconvenience Incident #6 January 29, 2006 |
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Car wreck number 6 in
2006! With Go To Hell, (Katrina and the) The Waves, PVC,
Bikini Kill, Cheech& Chong, Fuxter Schittly (Buddy Weed), The
Slits, The Shaggs, The Thangs, Partridge Family, White Cross,
Jerry's Kids, Fairmont Girls, Black Randy and The Metrosquad,
Mourin', The Modern Lovers, The Go, The Avengers, and The
Fall! Download now! Robots! Movie: General Idi Amin
Dada |
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Inconvenience Incident #5 December 30, 2005 |
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A non special Xmas
edition with nearly all dead rock and rollers!! The Lounge
Lizards, Chemo Kids, The Dead Milkmen, The Futureheads, Led
Zeppelin, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Motothead, The B-52's,
Celtic Frost, The Briefs, The Minutemen, Joy Division, Rudolph and
Gang, Swamp Rats, Henry Rollins, Cosmic Psychos, Nashville Pussy
(secret), SNFU, and Queen all while viewing the weirdo
documentary, Mondo Cane. |
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Inconvenience Incident # 4 November 18, 2005 |
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Red Krayola, The
Defnics, Hellnation, The Up, Neil Young, BPA, Pain-link, The
Stranglers, Slaik, Motley Crue, The Dancing Cigarettes, Herschell
Gordon Lewis (Seymour Sheldon), Scared Of Chaka, Ladytron, Frank
Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention, Twilight Dump, Coltrane
Motion, Jusker Du, The Hypochondriacs, and the extra fine film,
The Wild Ride!!! Sports!!! |
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Inconvenience Incident # 3 October 28, 2005 |
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Special very unscary
Halloween edition with Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Venom,
Misfits, Ohio Express, Squelch, David Bowie, Zcreemin' Hott, DI,
Jethro Tull, Gang of Four, SPRCSS, Hole, Kraftwerk, The Cure,
Jesus Lizard, Patti Smith, Room 41, Sonic Youth, and movies -
Devil's Experiment and The Awful Dr. Orloff. Boo! |
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Inconvenience Incident #2 September 30, 2005 |
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The mistake continues with Kill The
Hippies, Jefferson Airplane, Driver, Rolling Stones, A-frames,
Einstein's Riceboys, The Virgins, Buddy Holly, Crimson Sweet, Dead
Moon, The Guns, Trooper, Breaking Glass, Swing Ding Amigos,
Talking Heads, and The Jesus and Mary Chain. All while
watching Contamination, complete with idle idiotic chit chat.
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Inconvenience Incident #1 August 27, 2005 |
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With BPA, Black Eyes,
CockSpaniels,
Thee Shams, Hoodoo Gurus, The Embarrassment, Pere Ubu, Mudhoney,
The Mops, Warsaw, Alucarda, and Chalk!!! Film - Devil's
Experiment
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