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THE
NEUS SUBJEX #70
January
- April 2007
with
Lions Rampant, The Strongest Proof,
Torn and Frayed,
After the Sirens,
Wred Fright, Marshall Arts, High and Low, Voyageur,
Brodys Militia, Lions Rampant,
Knife
The Symphony, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Madhatter,
Delhi Drive, Mark Zero,Code
Words, Caterpillar
Tracks, Ampline, Anagram, The
White Girls, Turnbull
ACs,
Bloody & the
Transfusions, The Spurzz, Blag’ard, My Latex Brain,
The Socials, Infotube, Casey
Brandt,
Dropgun, Pearlene, The Professors,
Howie and the Homos, InBlackAndWhite, Robyn Roth,
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“Inside,
Outside, Goldielocks and the Three Beers” |
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LIONS RAMPANT (CD Release) and TURNBULL AC’s
January
6th @ NORTHSIDE TAVERN (Cincinnati, Ohio)
by:
Shawn Abnoxious
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INSIDE...
The Northside Tavern, a influx is in progress... Packed to the
gills. If this place had gills. If it was a fish. |
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If
Northside as it was in the olden days when (as I was taught) that
the area Cincinnati was covered by a shallow sea (filled with
sea-beast) with its so-called “Seven Hills” jutting out of the
water as islands for land-beast and sky-beast alike... Yeah, like
I'm
gonna believe THAT. Citizens were piling into the Tavern much like
it was the only place in a thousand square miles to get a Pabst Blue
Ribbon. Don't call it “cheap”. Call it “Economically
Conscious". Everyone is poor, but yet wants to be a winner, and
it's easiest (and most admirable) to be a winner (by simply enough)
buying a beer. When I see someone holding a PBR in their hands, I
smile and know that that person IS NOT AFRAID TO WIN! |
And
also, looking for the easy buzz... I was one of them aforementioned
CITIZENS piling into the tavern, even though on this night I wasn't
drinking cause I didn't have the available hands. I have reached a
predicament in my life whereas I don't have enough hands. Camera, one hand
with a BOUNTY paper towel to wipe the perpetual sweat from my brow,
notepad and pen (for notes, as needed), and THEN a Beer? I don't have
enough arms and hands attached to those arms nor the complex mind to
operate all those limbs. Oh, how I wish Cincinnati was, in fact, a sea,
and I could be a ten armed giant octopus, because in those olden earth
times, EVERYTHING was bigger; GIANT SIZED. There’s fancy museums
bones to prove it... If you believe in stuff like that (I don't want to
assume that you share my views of evolution). So before long THE TURNBULL AC’s
take to movement (as all land-beast do from time to time) and unleash
their dreamy spread upon the crowd. Guitars slung low, a mood is set, and
I snap away with my camera figuring the memory card has space for about
fifty or so of them, leaving plenty of room for my original target, THE
LIONS RAMPANT a bit later. The AC’s would be my warm up. My flex-out...
They play their blend of independent rock (I guess the kids call it that),
and it's not bad. I crave some shrill, some danger. Some bite, and THAT
isn't what the ACs are giving me. I shouldn't be so demanding to any band
that just so happens to get plopped in front of me and EXPECT them to
fulfill my current musical needs. The AC’s were doing their thing, and
it's not really my place to criticize because people kept coming in the
door in bunches. Schools. Groups. Units. Gangs, whatever. Bunches of 3-5
citizens a pop. I was finding their hiding place, their own space they
have carved from their constant local shows and press. I have paid
attention, and now they have my attention. I found where they were, and I
listened with my ears, took pictures with my fingers, and their hands
attached to my arms getting electrical message (like e-mails) from my
brain at the speed of thought and my face brought forth a smile. The
control room in my head was momentarily distracted from their duties of
tumor killing and metabolism increasing to take a minute or two to watch
and enjoy and find it within themselves to issue forth a SMILE. None the
less I took a minute to reflect and headed outside, which is common for me
to do... To the streets to check the scene and see what manner of beast is
walking.

OUTSIDE...
The Northside Tavern, it was a weird scene because of the new Smoking Ban.
It seems that the law beast, from their law-beast lairs, have declared that
no one shall smoke in public, and have set forth all these strangely worded
standards, practices and definitions of the standards and practices (be
they LAW or whatever) and created a condition where a rule exist, but
there is no way to administer this regulation or way to enforce it. So
naturally, all the citizens go outside and smoke now to follow the law
that cannot be enforced and trade one vice for another vice. Leaving what
appears to me a destroyed forest of cigarette butts all over the ground
outside certain establishments and finding justification in their
practices for whatever reason...
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INSIDE
The Northside Tavern, the citizens are four deep at the bar ordering
beers six at a time not knowing for certain if they will ever get
back up to the bar again. They want their buzz to be assured. Never
EVER get in the way of a citizen beast and their buzz.
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OUTSIDE
The Northside Tavern, an exodus has began as Mark Zero and I keep telling
the homeless beast that we cannot help them despite hearing what they
needed help with. We cut their lines off after their first few words and
send them on. You just know how something is going to work out when
SEVERAL people approach you and start their communication with “Can
you...” The groups and Schools and Units and gangs that marched into the
tavern earlier, began their EXODUS to a place called THE GYPSY HUT. Mark
Zero denies an invitation for this so-called Gypsy Hut, which I overhear
people describing as the new hipster hangout near or on Spring Grove
Avenue. They make fun of it... but run to it. The Northside Tavern has
reached critical mass and the beast spill out on the street opting for new
lairs and that weird courtyard thing adjacent to The Tavern where there is
a fire-pit smoking up the whole place and is full of citizens who have
taken matters into their own hands and have sent envoys to BP to retrieve
beer to sneak in, so that deep bar will not have to be braved at all.
While I talk to Mark Zero I check out my progress concerning my snaps of
the AC’s who are still playing inside. Good stuff. I like what I see. I
decide that I will offer them a CD-R by mail if they give me some sorts of
way to contact them, but they have to want it enough. When their set ends
Mark and I go back...
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INSIDE
The Northside Tavern, which despite the exodus I witnessed outside, is
still full of all manner of beast, assembled and peaceful and enjoying
their favorite adult-beast beverage, making it last, because each of them
don't know when they will make it back to the bar. Many of these beast are
two-fisting it, wishing, like myself earlier, they were some form of
octopus (with ten arms) so they could maximize their consumption of
beverages. I talk gear with the ACs a bit and hand out a couple of
business cards with my contact information that makes it easy to get in
touch with me. I offer up a CD-R of the snaps that I took of them, but they have
to want it enough... to find me electronically... So I get a spot up front
and wait for the Lions Rampant to begin... Soon enough, they do, and right
from the start things don't seem right. Something is off kilter. They have
their beast-suits on. Lions, a form of land-beast (like myself) and out of
the corner of my eye, I see Mark Zero get a full-on mouth-kiss from a real
life female! I almost run in terror, because it's times like this when I find myself TRULY SCARRED. The Lions Rampant are doing good. Shredding the
thick humid air to shreds with their sharpened claws. Rampant indeed! It's
bands like The Lions Rampant that make me want to rob a bank. Whereas they
are not the FIRST band to make me feel this way, it is rare when a band
makes me feel this way, and something that I must confess, because the
whole bank robbing inspiration thing, is my way of ultimately saying that
I REALLY like what I hear. Bands are bands, and to me, the good ones make
you feel like you can get away with anything when you listen to them. Just
a couple songs into LIONS RAMPANT and you could have strapped me in a
parachute and thrown me out of a plane for some sorts of military invasion
of the next great enemy of the US, and I would have opened up my trusty
MACHINE GUN as I floated to the earth killing evildoers galore, despite
what the ramifications of me fighting in a war would have been, be it for
resources, or meal-deals from multinational restaurant chain (preferably
KFC). For the Lions Rampant (and some forms of Chicken meal-Deals), I
would invade. I would kill... for my country, island, cloud, rock or
whatever. Tales of depravity, drunkenness desperation despotism of beast
gone sick. Mad. It was all there, and the Lions Rampant got their point
across. They led the charge in some sorts of Narnia type battle or some
sorts of lost tribe of elf's in the ELFQUEST graphic novels... It was
beautiful. One of my arms was snapping snaps left and right. My flash
couldn't power back up fast enough for me. My other arm was raised in a
fist of approval, my greatest form of crowd flattery I could ever muster.
I was smiling still, and I could swear that the more they played, the more
The Lions Rampant became Lions. By set's end their eyes were full blown
cats-eyes and there was fur, as if a large feline had shed, all over the
stage area of the Tavern. I think I even saw Stuart cough up a fur ball
halfway through the set... But I was impressed by the set. Mark Zero said
something about The Lions Rampant sounding like Thee Headcoatees a bit, and
I will go ahead and take his word for it because he is a Templar, and he
has earned that right and whatever. I never did ask him about that
mouth-kiss he received from that random she-beast, nor will I ever. I'm not
sure of what I saw, but then again, I don't want to know the truth,
because the truth as I know it has The Lions Rampant bringing out an
animalistic side to the crowd with some form of hysteria setting into the
humid crowd of beast leading to THINGS happening. Magical, mystical and
VERY improbable things. I had told Mark Zero, earlier when we were...
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OUTSIDE
The Northside Tavern, in response to Mark Zero’s self-declaration that
he was a piece of fuck and/or shit (then went on a tirade about how he
shown his penis to Stuart of The Lions Rampant) and I told him that “We
all had to be something.” so at show's end, I head back
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OUTSIDE
The Northside Tavern, where I find my unit, my gang, and we head
home remarking how crowded, uncomfortable and hard it was to get
drunk. I felt like I was 15 again even thought I wasn't going to
shows when I was 15. Frustration. Frustrated beast of all varieties
trying to do beast things becoming frustrated at their outcomes...
Beautiful. I liked it. A few days later, as I finished my workday, I
discovered that I had a flat tire. I change it, and head to the
tire-guy because I have needed new tires for some time now, but
being the beast I am I have procrastinated in procuring new tires so
when one finally went flat... It was time to replace them. I attempt
to clean out my car and find three beers of a six pack still in the
plastic ring in the floor of my passenger side.
I
smile.
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STEVE WETHINGTON,
AMPLINE,
THE STRONGEST PROOF,
CATERPILLAR TRACKS and
KNIFE THE SYMPHONY (CD
Release),
January 13th @ THE MADHATTER
(Covington, Kentucky)
by: Shawn Abnoxious
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I call it ‘Future City’, the city from
my dreams.... An enduring landscape from my dreams. But it has its own
name. I just call it Future City... Really, this so-called Future City
just a future version of Cincinnati and the surrounding area, and I know
it’s a future version (for some odd reason) because there are more neon
lights, flat panel display screens scattered about, flaying advertisement
airships (like in Bladerunner) and fancier cars... and (once again, I
don't know why I have this impression) but I feel it’s the future
because not only does this shit in my dream not exist now, but the
populace of this ‘Future City’ is sparse with many vacant buildings,
because some sorts of plague (be its origin bubonic, pig, or bird) has
wiped out a third of the population. I have had about a dozen and a half
dreams about this landscape in which I'm doing what I do these days, go to
shows, drink beer in alleys, take pictures and drive around.... So when it
came time to traverse the journey to THE MADHATTER in Covington, on a cold
rainy night, as soon as I got out of the car and began one of my “walks”,
I felt right away like the cold and rain were working in conjunction with
my dreams and I was seeing a sample of Future City in the Here/Now.
I walked the short journey to Madhatter's
doors and snapped away with my Polaroid digital camera for what would
become “A Walk on Covington's Scott Street” on my flickr photo page.
Inside The Madhatter, it was getting busy. This wasn't my first visit to
The Madhatter, but it’s not a place I make it out to much and for that I
don't know why. I really like it, and like to see bands play there and it’s
big enough to hold a good crowd and still be comfortable... It reminds me
of some sorts of bar attached to as bowling alley where I expect to hear
the crash of bowling between songs. STEVE WETHINGTON AND BAND were on stage
as I entered, and I only got to see two songs. One of them I liked
immediately and the second I didn't really get to sample too much cause I
was getting the ‘lay of the land’ (so to speak) because this night I
was “on assignment.” Shane from CATERPILLAR TRACKS had asked me to
take pictures of that band, so since I never really took many snaps at the
Madhatter, I had a lot to figure out, angle and lighting wise. Plus, like
many people who go to a show, I had to figure out which table my gang were
set up... You know, you go to a show with a careful, or GANG as I refer to
it, and you seem to settle at a particular table, or area, sometime in the
evening... I had been talking about my tires most of the evening, because I
just got four new ones and it changed the whole dynamic of my car...
So before long, my gang settled at a table
and began nursing PBR’s and AMPLINE took stage, I had began snapping
pictures immeditately. It had been a while since I had been to The
Madhatter and forgot about the instability near the stage. Its almost like
there is a 3/4” sheet of plywood over top some sort of depression in the
floor, and being a man of the stature I am, I get to feeling a bit
uncomfortable how the whole area near the stage TREMBLES as people get
into the music and dance around... I admit, I would feel differently if I
knew it was only a drop of 2 or so inches below the fragile floor, but
what if its more? I don't imagine a SHALLOW drop, I imagine a great 3 or
so foot drop, which makes me continually nervous... But I try to use this
to my advantage from a photographic and journalistic standpoint cause not
only was I “on assignment” by taking pictures of Caterpillar Tracks,
but I knew from the start I was going to write about tonight for the NSX,
So I was talking as many snaps as possible figuring stuff out for the task
at hand... After all, originally on this night, I w as going to go see THE
LIBERTINES (US) at the Southgate House, but when Shane sent me an e-mail
with the assignment, I had to change plans... and really, any chance to
see KNIFE THE SYMPHONY is worth it, but more on them later.... AMPLINE are
a damn fine band. Streamlined three piece. Using vocals MORE these days,
but still not enough for many peoples liking but that's OK, and that's
GOOD, because its not up to the people and their liking it or hating it,
because a band of seasoned veterans like AMPLINE are going to do what they
do regardless... They had the Audio/Visual thing going. A Mac laptop
hooked up to a projector that bounced around from the fragile floor a bit
and stopped from time to time. But Amplines set was invigorating. Its
bands like this and other minimal vox bands like 24 HOUR FLU and HILLTOP
DISTILLERY (where in the fuck are they, by the way?) that really become
soundtracks to nights like this, and my whole tie-in to FUTURE CITY...
Ampline set a mood about the night for me and being the man I am, and how
I listen to music and how music affects my moods, I got chill's on my arms
and felt like I could die at any minute. This added to my photo-vision
when sizing up shots and trying out different views and angles of my
snaps.
This wasn't the first time I seen THE
STRONGEST PROOF, but all the other times I must have been far away in my
own head, or maybe on this night's outing Ampline's set-up soundtrack
coupled with the weak floor set up a perfect opportunity... or maybe it
was EVERYTHING together and that they were just ON IT... The Strongest
Proof were amazing. Strong, powerful songs , like those videos of the
Great Tsunami tearing through streets of an oceanside community, gathering
up everything in their path and moving it at greater and greater speeds as
the surge increased. As they finished, I went and bought one of their CD’s
which I spent listening to for the next week on my way to, and from work,
and during any weekly errands... Good CD, but it missed something that
they had on stage. Maybe it was a sense of instability that seemed to be
that night's drive. I don't know. Whereas I do tend to be longwinded and
overanalyze things to a drastic point of overload (especially on the NSX
online version), I just let what happened happened cause it was working on
this evening from the get-go. Still, I recommend The Strongest proof live,
as well as on CD, but more emphasis on live.
CATERPILLAR TRACKS were next and after
using Ampline and The Strongest Proof’s sets as warm-up and browsing what
I had gotten with them, things were looking good. This was the first time
I had seen Caterpillar Tracks since the departure of their founding bass
player. And even though good word has already made it
back to me about the positiveness of this change, I still had to view it,
and decide about it, for myself. I had reason to believe that Shane
(Guitar/Vocals) was extremely drunk, or high, or a combination of both.
This, because of several conversations we shared, and I warned him that he
appeared so hammered that if he took stage in his condition that the rest
of the band would be upset with him... Cause if Caterpillar Tracks are one
thing to me, it's definitely professional, but this was not the case. Shane
insisted that he was OK to play and before they took stage I did spend
sometime looking on verizon mobil web for symptoms of mental illness that
fit Shane's delusions and perceptions of life (man, just talk to this
spaced out guy!). So before long, like after their first song, this new
Tracks, whose bass player was the singer from The Strongest Proof (which
was a plus), had me hooked. The old songs sounded wonderful and the stuff
that I took to be newer, was amazing. This version of Caterpillar Tracks
were more Stop/Start being tighter than before with their hooks, starts
and finishes. Their songs grab you like a gigantic mind-powered
telekinetic fist grabbing you like King Kong grabbed that blond and shook
the hell out of her. When The Caterpillar Tracks finish a song, you feel
as though a invisible beast has let you go, until the next song begins and
it grabs you again.
So by this time I was approaching about the
140 mark in taking snapshots for the evening. What was about to happen
isn't the first time its happened to me, but one that I would like to
remark on... By no means am I a “professional” photographer. I like
doing what I do. Shane had asked me to take pictures of thee Tracks
because he liked what I did with Knife The
Symphony. So like I said, I'm
not a “professional”, but I try to exhibit a professional work ethic
none-the-less. A good friend once told me that I should sell all my bass
equipment and just buy cameras... That guy saying that made me totally
re-think my approach to photography. When I take pictures, I TAKE SOME
FUCKING PICTURES and when someone expects something from me, I am going to
do the best possible job. So I approached every snap I took this night
with vigor. I get up close, shoot fast and often, during the whole set of
every band I could. Sometimes, from time to time, there are spectators who
see people like me taking pictures and feel they should get their picture
taken also... One of these guys sort of showed up during the Tracks set
and when I refused to frame him up and take his picture, or a picture that
he was in, after standing on stage and just meandering around, he
proceeded to get back into the crowd and start his slam dancing bit trying
to provoke me into some sort of altercation be it great or small. Of
course I refused cause I didn't have the time to fool around with the guy
because any second I spent pushing him and dealing with him was a second
away from the band where I might miss a good shot. The feller's
shenanigans persisted through The Tracks set and into Knife The Symphony's
set to the point that Jerry Dirr felt the urge to point out the guys
transgressions... Then during Knife's set, and after Dirr's dialogue, the
guy was escorted out. I don't understand people's urge and need to be
photographed in this sort of “trouble-maker” setting.... But something
I felt I had to acknowledge here...
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So I don't have too much to say about
KNIFE THE SYMPHONY'S set. I mean, yeah, a band like this is well
worth me writing a few thousand words, but it's Saturday morning.
Cartoons are on somewhere... GI Joe Sigma 6; Rooting for Cobra.
It’s about one week after seeing this show, and whereas I thought I
was warmed up enough to take good snaps of Caterpillar Tracks (which
I really did) I was totally on it (once again) for Knife The
Symphony's set. They played great. Powerful and loud. My ears rang
for three days after the show. I don't judge bands by the songs they
cover, but KNIFE did a really bracing version of “Burning” by
Fugazi that was AMAZING. Everything about Knife’s set, and this
night as a whole.... Even the guy shoving me trying to get me to
notice him... was EXACTLY what I needed. Dave Fishwick summed up
Knife’s set as best anyone could by saying “Fuck Theraphosa,
that band is shit compared to Knife The Symphony” and he was
right! He even got Dirr to laugh a bit despite his depleted self at
sets end.
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So my gang shuffled back to my car and
began the journey home. I approached a left turn onto a one way street
with caution even though I had the safety of a green light protecting my
turn. Through the corner of my eye I saw a light and slammed on my
brakes... Usually in the ever degrading quality of my tires, and the wet
pavement, when I did this my ABS braking system would engage and I would
slide a bit, but getting four new tires corrected this problem, and I came
to a sudden halt. A car in the opposing traffic had run their red-light
and nearly hit me. If I hadn't gotten the new tires or hit the brakes when I
did, how I did, or if I hadn't been as cautious as I had, I am certain
that I
would be car shopping, or maybe my wife would be reflecting on my life, tired of doing all the associated paperwork with
my death. I took a minute
after the speeding car got further down the road and turned to my
passenger and said “Hey, did I tell you guys I got Four new tires a
couple days back?”
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BRIEF
RESPONSES TO OUTSIDE STIMULI
by andy B1
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Around
the Ides of December last year, Chicago's Howie
and the Homos, consisting of three Cincinnati expatriates
plus one, treated a large turnout of basement dwellers with a
damn near incomplete aural history of Cincinnati punk
rock. The set list spanned right through from The
Customs to Restraint. Spit, sweat and beers were
joyfully shared by one and all proving once again that a bad
basement show beats a string of bar gigs any day of the week.
If you get the chance, check the Homos out because they're
well on their way to becoming the world's most non committal
cover band ever! Tea bag that!! |
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About a month ago in a
pathetically packed Northside Tavern, this fine town took a
witness to the debut of The
White Girls. It was quite difficult to keep you
balls from getting groped in the way too lengthy beer lines
while this new mannagle of local p-rock veterans slathered the
walls with musical debauchery. Leave it to these
scientists to build a big rocket somewhere between an
emotional rescue and the new race!!
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STORY BEHIND THE SONG: Behind every
song is a story.... So, in hopes of further exploring a bands songs for
meaning and purpose, exposing a funny story, hidden truth or funny story
or maybe just some "fun-fact" associated with the song itself...
THE NEUS SUBJEX feature STORY BEHIND THE SONG is designed to give you a
closer relationship with bands song(s). Beyond JUST a title, beyond JUST
the music and lyrics themselves... STORY BEHIND THE SONG is a liner-note
type song to song breakdown intended to act as an accompaniment to a bands
release. In this installment the NSX yield the floor to LIONS RAMPANT, THE
SPURZZ and THE HIGH AND LOW who responded in one days time to be included
in this issue!
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LIONS RAMPANT "Half Women, Half
Alcohol" CD-EP 2007 Self-Released (A Trailer, Kentucky)
Answers By: Stuart (Vocals, Guitar, Cowboy
Boots)
Bonus Questions/Feature coordinator: Shawn
Abnoxious
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LIONS RAMPANT "Half Women, Half
Alcohol" CD-EP 2007 Self-Released (A Trailer, Kentucky)
Answers By: Stuart (Vocals, Guitar, Cowboy
Boots)
Bonus Questions/Feature coordinator: Shawn
Abnoxious
BONUS QUESTION #1 WHERE DID THOSE FUKING
LIONS SUITS COME FROM? The lion suits started as a joke … we thought,
because of our name, it would be funny to dress in those shitty kids’
Halloween lion costumes. We wanted to find a way to disarm people and
communicate that we aren’t another jeans and T–shirt band, that doesn’t
give a fuck about anybody except for themselves—especially the audience. When
we play we want to entertain, and no matter what type of mood you’re in,
when you’re in a lion suit, you have to go all out.
By the way, our suits are custom designed
by us for sexiness and ventilation and handmade by a friend of ours
studying costume design at Depaul.
BONUS QUESTION #2 HAS ANYONE EVER GOT IN
YER CRAW ABOUT HOW YOU CALL YOURSELVES A BLUES BAND? Well, it is true that
we are white boys ripping off the blues … but I see it more as
reinterpreting a great tradition. We try remain as true to the spirit and
energy of original early blues and rock n roll. They were authentic dance
music for the people—you had to entertain them or you didn’t get any
bread. Personally, I relate to early blues music, so my songs end up
sounding like modern take on blues themes—both musical and lyrical. I
also grew up on grunge and punk rock, and those influences are there too.
BONUS #3 YOU SAID YOUR CD WAS RECORDED IN A
TRAILER. THIS IS THE TRUTH ISN'T IT? HOW DID THAT COME ABOUT? I live in a
trailer in Burlington Ky. Paul is my neighbor. For this EP we wanted to
capture that dirty, garage, party sound. Sometimes I think you lose some
of that authenticity when you record in the studio. Did I also mention we
are poor? Home (trailer) recording was a really fun experience—it was
very laid back, we had absolute freedom and no pressure.
SONGS:
Note by Stuart about these songs: Most of
these songs are real life experiences that I have had and that evoked a
strong emotional response from me. I try to abstract an experience and
write a story around it, expressing its emotion and telling a more
engaging story than my boring life.
LEGS This song was written while my
girlfriend was studying abroad in Germany. It’s an expression of lust
and frustration. The person in the song is dealing with trying to stay
faithful when his woman is far away and it seems like she's never coming
back. Also, the woman has nice legs.
COCAINE ANNE The second track is about
going to a college party where there is a lot of open heavy drug use. I
had never been to a party where everything was so in your face. I was
feeling a little out of place. I find most love songs boring, but I
thought a love song in this setting would be fun.
CHOOSE ME “Choose me” is about all the
dudes in bars trying to impress girls i.e. "Hey baby, hey baby, will
you choose me" with their money and expensive dressing. A lot of the
girls actually buy into the whole thing--which makes them think that they
have the power—because the guys are showering money on them—but
actually it’s reducing them into objects that can be bought. Whores.
A LONG TIME This song is about a romance
where the two people have always had an attraction but for some reason
they never got together … after a long time they meet again, and
"the time is right."
CIGARETTES AND GIN I love this song, but
its pretty self-explanatory, and George Throughgood-like.
SHE COME The last song is song about a
former roommate of mine who was struggling with an alcohol addiction. The
woman in the song, who is looking for him and finding him in all these
places is a metaphor for his feigning. The song could be about any
addiction, and how it finds you—wherever you are. Basically the songs
half about a women, half about alcohol … that ‘s why the EP’s titled
“Half Women/ Half Alcohol.”
BONUS QUESTION #4: WHY IS THIS A BONUS CUT?
This was actually the first song we ever recorded … It’s a semi-live
cut. The overdubs sound like a bunch of people singing along and having a
party—which is pretty accurate account of the recording process. Paul
doesn’t even play bass on it—his partner in The Sheds, Chris Haubner
does. A bunch of friends happened to be over, and someone had a bottle of
Knob Creek. It was really fun doing the call and response parts and having
musicians and non-musicians as part of the recording process. This
experience fueled the attitude and style of the rest of the album … and
The Lions Rampant for that matter. Therefore, even though it wasn’t
recorded the same as the rest of the songs (we only used one mike for this
song), we thought we had to include it. Plus, you know, it’s a nice, end
of the evening jam!
TheLionsRampant.com
myspace.com/TheLionsRampant
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SPURZZ
"Full Length" CD 2006 Self-Released (Cincinnati, Ohio)
Answers By: Soft J, Dusty Knees and
Panhandle Slim
Bonus Questions/Feature coordinator: Shawn
Abnoxious
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BONUS QUESTION #1: TELL US ABOUT THE BALD
EAGLE... AND YOUR BELIEF THEREIN... IS IT REALLY A METAPHOR FOR SHAVED
GENITALS? Dusty Knees: Like the man said, "Let the mighty Eagle
soar..."
Panhandle Slim: The bald eagle is a cymbal
(sic) of freedom and the freedomed way in which we as Americans and Spurzz
live freely. Shaved genitalia may be an expression of such freedoms. If
you're into that. Which I'm not.
BONUS QUESTION #2: WITH ALL YER POLYESTER,
WHAT IS LAUNDRY DAY LIKE AROUND THE SPURZZ HQ?
Dusty Knees: Lots of dryer
sheets and gentle cycles.
Panhandle Slim: I don't know. A lot of
Mexicans running around with laundry baskets?
SONGS:
CHUCK NORRIS ACTION CROTCH JEANS Soft J:
Chuck Norris Action Crotch Jeans was a discovery I made while working with
a group of Ranch Hands just north of Kentucky on the river prairie. I
noticed while lifting heavy equipment, I needed more stretch in my loins.
As well, my love for Chuck Norris runs deep. I mean, he IS a Texas Ranger,
and he KNOWS how to kick. Writing this song seemed like a match made up in
the pretty stars of heaven. When the Spurzz perform it, its like Chuck
Norris himself touches my shoulder and says, "Soft J, everything will
be alright!"
Dusty Knees: Ranch hands need their
mobility, for safety and for style. Once we get the licensing, these will
be available for Ranch hands of all sizes.
Panhandle Slim: Chuck Norris has been known
to rip a man's heart out of his chest while it's still beating and then
take a bite and puke it up into the victim's mouth as he's screaming.
INTERCOURSE SWAMP Soft J: This is a song
about funning down at the old swamp with friends. Maybe your wrestling
alligators, maybe your arm-wrestling each other for a man or woman.
Regardless, the swamp invites amazing people with extraordinary talents.
Plus, its a great place to lose your virginity!
Dusty Knees: Kind of a Whitman / Emerson /
Thoreau nature poem, set to rock. Bring your waders!!
Panhandle Slim: Sometimes when you're
bumping uglies, in the heat of passion or maybe if you're fat, I don't
know, you get sort of sweaty and it makes the plastic on the couch sort of
slippery and grimy. I thought that's what this song was about. But
apparently it's about "nature."
KICK ME IN THE FUZZ (FUSS) Soft J: This is
a song that you can sing to your own body. Its a liberating song about
putting your fist in the air and telling the world you love America, and
that you are American. Shouting loud to the Viet-Cong, and saying you will
never give in to "Charlie."
Dusty Knees: I don't advocate violence, but
I've been told many a clown has been punched to this song.
Panhandle Slim: I listen to it while
working out.
FOREWARD TO LOVE Soft J: Forward to Love is
about coming out to the world that you love your partner, and that the
love you share between each other is stronger than anything prior to that
love. Thus, forwarding your love for that person. Isn't it obvious?
Dusty Knees: Rather than going forward for
your own self, going forward in love, and to love, it's a beautiful way to
bring people together.
Panhandle Slim: Once when I was ten I went
to this railroad track where sometimes a train would come by and me and my
Daddy would put down pennies to make them flat and where's you couldn't
tell they were pennies no more cuz all the president stuff's wore off and
one time when I went down there when I was ten I wasn't with my Daddy, I
was with my friend and there wasn't no train comin' and we rode our bikes
up on the tracks and we found this dog, it'd gotten it's little paw stuck
on that track and made it's head got cut plumb off and man, there were
flies. What?
TEN GALLON HAT TEN GALLON JOCK Soft J: '10
Gallon Hat,' is a song that combines wisdom and mystique. Its about the
dwellings of a kind dragon that is forced to choice between his love for
the underworld, and his passion for sunlight and joy in a brave new world.
This song ended up being written in third person and uses many innuendoes,
but its for the love of Jesus, Apple Pie, and the Glorious 50 American
States that allowed this song to come through me.
Dusty Knees: Neither of the ten-gallon
versions of these devices make good containers, sadly.
Panhandle Slim: I thought it was about
having big balls. Nobody tells me anything in this band.
TAKE TEN THINGS AND PUT THEM IN HERE Soft
J: This song was originally written as "Take 499 Things and Put Them
in Here," but, for brevity's sake, it had to be shortened. You can
take a million things, and put them in here...you know what I mean, its
like the universe, its endless.
Dusty Knees: It heightens the desperation
to limit it to 10, as we all have limited time on this wonderful American
continent.
Panhandle Slim: Ten is a pretty good
number, with the one and the zero and shit.
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TAKE IT LIKE A MAN Soft J: "Take it
Like a Man," is a tune about how a man has to admit he is wrong. I
know it doesn't happened to much, but, a man can be wrong...maybe you told
a little white lie to a lover, or maybe you had to many whiskeys and you
woke up with your pants around your ankles, a man can make a mistake.
Well, this song is about taking it, and taking like a man. Dusty Knees:
Accepting consequences and riding high in the saddle, W-style.
Panhandle Slim: I thought it was about butt
sex. Again, nothing.
MAN CREEPER Soft J: 'Man Creeper' is about
a series of events that happened many moons ago in the deep deep forest.
Its one of a man, who was a creeper, and thus, a man creeper. I wanted to
tell a story of a man, who creeps throughout a forest looking for people
to creep. His means of creeping involve many things, one of which, is
unzipping tents and sleeping bags. Its a creepy subject, but, I felt the
Spurzz were at the point in their career to tackle this matter in a song.
Dusty Knees: No charges were ever filed...
Panhandle Slim: Is this one of our songs?
I'm gonna have to check my notes. I don't remember this one. How does it
go? Do I play on this? Just doesn't ring a bell.
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MAN LUNCH Soft J: Well everyone loves to
eat lunch. Most times, you enjoy lunch with a friend, that friend usually
is a man. So, the Spurzz put the two together and created a beautiful
thing, "Man Lunch." You have to love the fact that in our great
nation of the U. S. of A., a man and another man can have a barrel of
laughs at lunch. Whether its a moist tender chicken club sandwich, or a
delicious blue cheese and walnut salad, a man and another man, maybe even
multiple men, can get together around a round, or sometimes a square table
and share not only lunch, but stories, and a brotherhood. Let's do lunch
sometime!
Dusty Knees: Lunch can happen at any time,
sometimes unexpectedly, but midday is when the energy or man-lifeforce is
strongest, hence the best time to receive or give lunch.
Panhandle Slim: The other day I was in the
city with my friend and found that I had pangs of hunger and my belly was
askin'' me to put something in it so I went to this burrito store with my
friend and had a chicken burrito with rice and red beans and black olives
and lettuce and tomato and spicy mayonnaise and red peppers and green
peppers and hot peppers and it was sure delicious. I thought about how
beautiful it was to share that burrito with my friend and that embodies
what this song is about.
LOG CABIN LOG RIDER Soft J: This song is
simply about fucking.
Dusty Knees: ...and our growing list of
republican Spurzz fans - god bless!
Panhandle Slim: ...and fucking. Hardcore. I
like it raw.
PRARIE HOLIN' Soft J: Prairie Holin'' is a
prayer song that is about being caught on the western front with no one to
turn to but our mother earth. Its about remembering the good times,
disposing of the bad, and harvesting the great goodness that Jesus Christ
places in all of us. Prairie Holin'' is a song about making dreams come
true, about the American people coming out of the ashes, to defend there
American, God-given rights.
Dusty Knees: More Emerson, at one with the
Nature.
Panhandle Slim: ...and fucking. Hardcore. I
like it raw.
MAN-O-WAR TUG-O-WAR Soft J: The epic battle
between two men wrestling against to other men in an above ground swimming
pool. How many times have you and your buddies gotten together, shared a
few Coors Lights and wrestled in a pool? Its an American tradition and its
an American dream. After the wresting, I usually play a little
"Marco-Polo," thus, singing about it. I thought, why not bring
this to song and dance, everyone loves to play marco polo without a shirt
on!
Dusty Knees: Supervision suggested, but not
required.
Panhandle Slim: Allow me to quote the
internment: "MAN-O-WAR TUG-O-WAR is a song written by Soft J,
originally recorded by the Spurzz for their 2006 album Full Length. The
song is in the style of a rock opera song and has a very unusual musical
structure for a piece of popular music. Its three different sections have
no chorus but both a cappella and heavy metal arrangements. Despite this,
it was released as a single and became a huge commercial success, marking
a decisive point in the Spurzz' career and setting them on the way to
become one of the world's biggest bands. The single was accompanied by
what is generally cited as a groundbreaking "promotional video",
which helped establish the visual language of the modern music video. The
song was included in all the Spurzz' subsequent live concert performances
and still enjoys great popularity all over the world.
Very little has been said about the song's
title. According to what Soft J told a magazine and published on his
MySpace page, J came up with it later in the recording process. As
confirmed in a 2006 BBC Documentary about the song, which included the
aforementioned demo and interviews with producer Jay-Z, early tapes from J
rehearsing the piano parts were simply labeled "Fred's thing".
The title's meaning can be taken as a song irregular in form about someone
who doesn't follow the rules of society. The reason for this is that the
textbook definition of Tug-O-War is 'a person, as 'Two teams of eight,
whose total mass must not exceed a maximum weight determined for the
class, align themselves at the end of a rope (approximately 10 centimeters
in circumference). The rope is marked with a "centre line" and
two markings four meters either side of the centre line. The teams start
with the rope's centre line directly above a line marked on the ground,
and once the contest (the "pull") has commenced, attempt to pull
the other team such that the marking on the rope closest to their opponent
crosses the centre line, or the opponents commit a foul (such as a team
member sitting or falling down)' and the definition of Man-O-War is 'a
siphonophore-a colony of four sorts of polyps.'
Soft J composed the song on an upright
piano he had in his London flat. According to Brian Pumper in a 2005
interview about the Spurzz, when he asked J how he had written the song,
he described the process as having a germinal idea, polishing it, then
adding and taking out bits until it was exactly as he wanted it.
According to what J said in an early 2004
interview, this had simply been one of the pieces he'd got in his
songwriting batch for the album, and he had been tempted to drop it at
some early stages, until he realized that the track could have some
potential."(End quote)
myspace.com/spurzzareawesome
www.frch.com/jsnell/spurzzdemons.html
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THE
HIGH + LOW
"Self-Titled" CD 2007 Self-Released (Cincinnati, OH)
Answers by: Holly Kadish
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THE
HIGH + LOW "Self-Titled" CD 2007 Self-Released (Cincinnati, OH)
Answers by: Holly Kadish
Bonus Questions/Feature coordinator: Shawn
Abnoxious
BONUS QUESTION#1: BEHIND THE CD, THAT
PICTURE OF THAT BUILDING... EXPLAIN ITS SIGNIFICANCE FOR THE NSX
READERS. That is where Tori, Mike, and I live. I wish Sabrina lived there
too, but there are not enough apartments available. We have band practice
at the "Diamonds Building" and we record there. Brian Olive has
a cozy studio downstairs, and that's where he recorded everything.
BONUS QUESTION#2: DO YOU BELIEVE THAT
MANKIND HAS REALLY WALKED ON THE MOON? Yes. And I think they saw UFO's.
BONUS QUESTION#3: WOULD YOU RATHER THE
SOUND OF HIGH + LOW BE COMPARED TO A "PSYCHEDELIC" OR
"MINIMAL" ONE? I don't care.
BONUS QUESTION#4: TWO OF YOUR SONGS FROM
THE E.P. HAS 'AND' IN THE TITLE... IS THIS A HIGH 'AND' LOW
"THING"? CAUSE IT COULD BE... I didn't realize that, but I see
things in black and white, so that probably has something to do with it.
Although, I am trying to live in gray a little more, its less dramatic.
BONUS QUESTION #5: SO, HIGH OR LOW. ONE OR
THE OTHER. SETTLE THE ARGUMENTS HERE/NOW! High.(But in thirty minutes
things may change).
SONGS:
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THESE DAYS When I wrote this song I was
sick of myself. I was probably coming down off the high. I often find
myself worrying about stupid crap, and this song was a release for me.
When we are children we are so honest and naive, we aren't jaded. That's
what I meant by "those days need to put me back in line." Too
much time is wasted on being judgmental or being judged, and why bother?
Mike recorded the solo at the end, without even listening to the track. It
was just one of those things that worked out perfect.
DAY AND NIGHT This song is about losing
yourself in a relationship. When the relationship is over you feel lost,
and you are searching for your own identity. I was influenced by Ride and
The Byrds on this one.
BLACK AND BLUE This song is about lying to
yourself. Most of us walk around with a facade, and hopefully one day you
stop. I wrote this one in about five minutes. This song also had no title
for a while, our friend Christina called it black and blue, and it stuck.
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SATISFY This song is obvious. I like a boy,
and he makes me feel good, do I make him feel good? And, I just got to
know. Brian had me whisper over the 1,2,3,4...Just a simple whisper makes
a difference.
CAN YOU FEEL THE SUN? This is the only song
I have ever written in an "altered state". I was influenced by
George Harrison, and I quote some of his lyrics. I was so fucked up, I
have know idea why I chose the lyrics, I just started singing and recorded
them. Sabrina makes this track.
SORROW This song was originally titled,
"I Don't Mind Sorrow", when I was putting the text on the back
sleeve, it was too long, so I cut it. This song is about growing older and
being comfortable with yourself. If you leave, I'll be sad, but I'm a big
girl, and I'll be alright. This is the only song my dad likes. When we
play live, Tori plays the harmonica, it's too bad it's not on the recording.
www.myspace.com/highandlow
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TORN AND FRAYED #4 ZINE Hittin’ like a
fifth Lil’ Hug... I can't honestly, with good faith, say Francis is
BACK... Because he didn't go anywhere, but when I seen this, his latest
entry into the realm of things, I got excited... As I dove into Torn and
Frayed Number four, I wanted to cheer with each completed page and
high-five someone, but I saved this issue for the usual places I read...
The Toilet, the morning when I am waiting for my car to warm-up, both not
the ideal times to high-five someone... In T&F#3 Francis was on the
bleak side of things. Things seemed a bit on the doomy side... but in this
issue, there's a big turn around! New place to live, new job, new
typewriter, new band... None of the aforementioned things being BETTER
(except the band), just different, and it seems like Francis is having a
rebirth of sorts between him, his life, the words and the moments between
them all... and in-between these lines of words, I swear, I can see him
smile. His glasses, his beard.

The guy has a great smile! The kind of
smile the world needs. Torn and Frayed is a thick read, I was left wanting
more and biding time until the next issue... Next time Francis comes up to
me and plops a copy of TORN AND FRAYED in my hands, I'm going to give him
four dollars to just fuck with him.... I know he will hate it... So don't
tell him, let it be surprise! By the way, It’s good to see a RITES OF
SPRING quote used in this one. -Shawn Abnoxious $2 (or trade) from FRANCIS
PO Box 19374 Cinti., OH. 45219 Copies also seen on the zine rack at HOBO’S
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THE PORNOGRAPHIC
FLABBERGASTED EMUS by Wred
Fright I was originally introduced to this novel as a series of
independent zines, of which I only had the pleasure of reading two, (or
maybe three) copies of the total serial.... So when I found this, a
one-place collection of the entire serial, I dove in immediately. Imagine
the story of a band who didn't even come close to “making it’ in the
terms of the music industry and how they may use the term, but have a good
and humorous run at doing what a bunch of guys with guitars, keyboard,
amplifiers and drums could do under a year... Part SPINAL TAP, part
TRAILER PARK BOYS part MIGHTY WIND/ WAITING FOR GUFMAN and all the way
great, Wred Fright mixes his real life experiences with fake life
experiences as well as real and fictional characters into a piece of
literature that inspires me and captivated me to the point that I was sad
to see the end come. Wred's words and tales of this band read like a
jigsaw puzzle and yeah, like everyone else who might have decoded enough
from his work to think THEY might have been in this book somewhere, I was
looking for the me in this book... When I couldn't find my contribution to
Wred’s written work DIRECTLY, I took a minute to reflect and realized
that I was in this book everywhere, and you, humble Neus Subjex reader are
in this book everywhere, and everyone you know, whether you recognize
their names or not, are in this book! This book is a book of the people
ABOUT the people.... ALL OF THE PEOPLE... “Our” Time, the time WE
had... I highly recommend this novel in every way possible. Get one.
-Shawn Abnoxious to Order call 1-800-763-6923 or visit
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"And watched the
bailiff beat the judge, and give them all Marshall love" - Rueben -
Pearlene
AFTER THE SIRENS "What I Have to Give,
Let It Be Enough" LP I’d personally had “enough” of what they
had to “give” halfway through the first song, but like all good
reviewers/critics I suffered through their entire genre drenched catalog
from CHER sounds to (pick your favorite band to hate). Network execs will
surely be sifting through this digitized manure for a new television theme
song. Yes, it’s that good. Hopefully, for all music kind “After The
Sirens” comes a long jail term for these Massachusetts, plagiaristic,
nepotism sounding Me-Too’s. Ordinary, radio friendly, & oh so
forgettable. -Pat Pending www.sirensepk.com booking@afterthesirens.com...
(and beg them to quit before you have to endure what I had to.-P.Pending)
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VOYAGEUR “Self-Titled” CD-R The city IS
sleeping... Strong release that isn't really a release yet... I guess
these guys are “shopping” the prospects of this CD-R getting promoted
to CD status... Or that's what their MySpace page sez. Voyageur on this
CD-R are a good listen. I have thoroughly enjoyed it... Heavy delay; I
likes. Thumping, upfront bass lines; Oh yeah! I definitely likes!
Introspective, dreamlike somberness; I likes also. Falls somewhere
in-between STELLASTARR*, THE EDITORS and INTERPOL.... In fact, my first
few listens of this hit me like a demo of sorts for a band like Interpol
without a second guitar or keyboard. It's like those pieces of Voyageur
COULD exist (and proly do) in an alternative universe... But here in
Cincinnati, a stripped down barebacked threesome like Voyageur is the way
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I would have liked
(and really, I EXPECTED) more flexing of the band in the studio... Like in the studio,
they could have been that band with another guitar and keyboards... But I
understand why they didn't go that route, and it's all just fine because
maybe they would have sounded too much like the aforementioned bands. This
is a solid release and I appreciate the effort the band took rather than an
e-mail saying “Check out our MPs Dude.” I spun this disc often and
frequently. I'm interested to see where Voyageur takes this thing and will
keep a watchful eye on them. -Shawn Abnoxious www.myspace.com/voyageur
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CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH “Some Loud
Thunder” CD With all comparisons to ELECTRELANE, and THE TALKING HEADS
aside.... I say “Given!”. I don't ever doubt this bands ability to
write a good song, or will I ever doubt it... Especially in the titling of
their songs... Their titles alone draw me in for/like a knife to the
throat. This is their second full-length, and I am not even thinking this
is a band of the moment like many think (they are NOT “Some Loud Thunder”
but a ‘Storm of the Century’ I feel), I believe CYHSY have lasting
potential, but I pop in this CD and the first two songs, which are good
songs in the style and vein that I have grown accustomed to with this
band, sound somewhat overdriven in the microphones from time to time...
and it bugs me! Being a flaw from the production standpoint,
intentional or not, the songs could have sounded better cause there are
hardly any problems in a studio, any studio with any band, that isn't
really fixable... But really, I have spun this CD several times, and it is
pretty comparable to their first one. Not as good overall, maybe, just
maybe, it sounds rushed a bit some of these songs would have been better
with some time behind them... There's one song, “Satan Said Dance”
that is my favorite track of the release, but sound's like it was written
in five minutes.
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Now this song goes against what I said earlier about some
of the songs needing more time behind them, I know, but CYHSY have an
uncanny ability to make stuff click for them sometimes. Much of their
initial release had clicked right from the get-go, and “Some Loud
Thunder” doesn't have that same click about it... But none the less, a
pretty cool release. Not many bands of the style CYHSY exhibit make
instruments like a piano sound so vibrant and welcomed in their sound, but
this band does. I heard some astronomical figures about how much money
this band has made from their debut release, and it seems they are putting
any fame and fortune to good use cause I don't see a traditional label
listed on here anywhere... So, is this CD worth it? If you're already a fan
yes, but if you are one of the six or so people just wondering about CYHSY
from the sidelines, don't start with this CD. Get their first one, and by
time your done with that, maybe they will have a third one out, which will
make you re-explore their second (this) one and enjoy it from a point of
hindsight. Saving money with the black and white one color CD design... So
simple it hurts.... but looks awesome. -Shawn Abnoxious www.myspace.com/clapyourhandssayyeah
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ANAGRAM “The Light Went Up” CD I wanted
to just put this CD in, get bored and write up a short little “obligation”
review that would go something along the lines of “Blah, Blah, whatever
Blah”... But I slap the disc in and find out that it really isn't quite
bad... The Neus Subjex has gets MASS CD’s from maelstrom promotions,
and to be honest, they sort of serve as fodder -reviews in-between all the
good stuff... But every now and then, something good like this comes along
that keeps you opening their mail, waiting/looking for the next gem....
Anagram is maybe a lil’ bit more polished than I expected, but
reminiscent of some indie bands ala METRIC, BLUE OCTOBER, NEW ORDER or
STEREOLAB (without the dual la-la vocals). I'm also sort of reminded of
good things I like about bands like THE CARDIGANS, CRANBERRIES and even
PORTISHEAD.... Which were all bands that I ended up finding reference to
when I checked out their Myspace profile (how convenient) and spent some
time there checking out their videos (which I would suggest if you have a
bit of time).
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I remembered Dave reviewing another one of this bands
releases in a past issue of NSX and saying some good stuff, and I guess I
just did the same thing. So... Blah, whatever (in a way of sorts) -Shawn
Abnoxious Scenery Records (via MaelstromPR) www.AnagramMusic.com
www.MySpace.com/AnagramMusic
CASEY BRANDT "Harry Haller" CD
Heartfelt folkster with a sinister edge and songs that plow along like
farming equipment through an asphalt road behind a tractor, uprooting any
and all emotions in it’s wake. Reminiscent of JOHNNY DOWD without the
backup band, this prolific Brooklyn singer/songwriter has eight self
releases from 2001-2003. Highly recommended from a very non-folkster type
listener. -Pat Pending www.munglerwinslowe.com
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Marshall
Arts - "a B-Media Collection" DVD/Zine/CD
This is quite the collection of a multimedia experience!! The
centerpiece is a 60+ minute DVD of homemade movies. Granted,
these 8 video shorts are all extremely low budget so right off the
bat you have to get your mind geared up for dubious acting
abilities, cheap efficient sets, and low tech effects and
gore! Sometimes it's eye poppingly yummy and other times
tedious. Either way, the fun had by director, Brian Marshall,
and his friends comes screaming right through your TV screen.
I had a blast picking out all of the movie and music related paraphernalia
on the sets, and some of the shots in "Bearabus" were
shockingly well photographed. Director Brian Marshall is no
slacker at all, because this set also comes with a six page zine
affectionately named Cash Flagg and a seventeen track CD from his
one man band, Code Words. The zine is
basically all movie reviews where Brian's lack of restraint is
blamed for such atrocities as Alien Vs. Predator. His Code
Words effort also packs a pretty decent zombie laden, poppish punk
crunch with my rockin' fav of the bunch being "Fuck
Texas". Remember..."Police have ruled out the
possibility of pubes!". Brian Marshall, PO Box
1004, Danbury, CT 06813-1004 or cashflagg13@hotmail.com
- Andy Breighton
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DROPGUN "Devil Music" CD These
Akronites drop a 1/2 barrel on your head then leave it for you to consume
whilst they continue on. Power garage with uprooted punk sensibilities and
over the top guitar solos. This isn't no youngsters pretending to be
tough... these are brazen, veteran, tattooed monsters with a nod towards
NASHVILLE PUSSY or MONO MEN (please don’t kick my ass Dropgun. Just
trying to put it into context for those unfortunate enough not to have
experienced it, especially live as I am told). Sounds like an overheard
bad breakup between lovers that you can’t help but tell your friends
about. -Pat Pending paul@dropgun.com
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THE LIONS RAMPANT “Half Women Half
Alcohol” CD-EP Simply played, Blues inspired Garage Rock seems to be on
the rise these days with no exception from The Lions Rampant. This unique
style of recording grabbed my ears first. There is no better way to Do It
Yourself than recording in a trailer to give yourself a more natural feel
to your recordings. One would almost think they were listening to a vinyl
instead of a CD. But needless to say this band has grabbed the attention
of many people in the past year and their release party speaks for itself
with a definite sold out show that was so packed I couldn't even really
enjoy what was going on.
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Thank God I had some friends there to take turns
trying to make it to the bar and buying 6 packs at a time. (Yeah It Was
That Packed) So The Lions Rampant are on the rise as well in our
community, with the band actually wearing lion suits is always a plus for
a good show. For fans of THE BLACK KEYS or maybe even P.W. LONG should get
in touch or go to a show cuz this band proved that there are a lot of
girls in the world to sing about. Cheers!-Dave Fishwick
TheLionsRampant.com www.myspace.com/thelionsrampant
DELHI DRIVE “Self Titled” CD
Middletown... Is it called Middletown because it is in the middle of
nowhere? Is it Middletown because it’s in the middle between a journey
of Dayton to Cincinnati? Is it Middletown because it’s in the middle
between a journey of Cincinnati to Dayton? Middletown, a city dominated by
the after-fires of waste product from AK steel. Middletown, a place I
can't
honestly tell you how to get to, but a place I can find just by driving
north... I EVENTUALLY get to Middletown, one way or another... Middletown
is one of the last places you would ever expect a microcosm scene to exist
in, like the mid-late 90’s Lima/Wapakoneita scene. DELHI DRIVE is one
band like ANGRY RYAN & THE NOSEBREAKS and others, that hail from
Middletown that uses LOFT CO RECORDS as their Dischord Records of sorts,
spotlighting their area's talent... Delhi Drive took me a bit by surprise.
Comparison wise, its like a mix of Unplugged NIRVANA with FUGAZI, a bit
like Q AND NOT U.... And that was about the last thing I expected... “Memory
Lane” (cool backing vox) and “Insurance” are my keeper tracks... “Poem
for You” flexes out nicely with the strings, it’s a BRAVE song. This
CD plays nicely and is a great listen. Recorded well, excellent song
writing. Varied styles, Lewis & Clark a bit... Tight sing-a-long
choruses mostly... Hum-a-long song structures. I’m interested, and that
is saying a mouthful without opening up my fucking mouth. I have been in
communication with representatives from Loft Co Records, and more stuff is
on the way. Until then, I got this CD, and yeah, I will go ahead and say
it, I HIGHLY recommend it. Back down alleys.... I drove to the new
morning. YES!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING KICKING ME IN THE HEAD! In the HERE.NOW!!!
-Shawn Abnoxious $5 ppd. from Loft Co. Records www.myspace.com/loftcorecords
www.purevolume/delhidrive
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INBLACKANDWHITE “Say We Are Not Brothers”
CD-EP Five strong songs with ties to the Cincinnati are not only in
production, but band members... Remember The Opposed? Well, this release
is just one of the many that shows how people grow... With Emo leanings,
but bringing to mind the intertwined workings of bands like SPARTA and a
pinch of their pre-evolved AT THE DRIVE IN, “Say We Are Not Brothers”
is striking in its lyrical blast and audio mastery with designs and
packaging that could melt pavement. Locals that have a taste for the sound
of PHRATRY RECORDS stable sound or those who listen to 24 HOUR FLU could
dig this. Deep, meaningful, and space-like... InBlackAndWhite could be the
soundtrack to awakening androids learning of a world where the light is
never switched off. They recently played The Comet, and I'm guessing with
such local ties, another area show wouldn't be to far off.-Shawn Abnoxious
www.in-black-and-white.net
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PEARLENE "For Western Violence &
Brief Sensuality" CD If you graduated from 8 years of bar tending
school at Julliard, you’d never have learned to blend patience and
urgency with a mix of whiskey and beer as these musical barkeeps have.
This isn't no shot glass in the dark. This is a truckload of liquor that
leaves you both shaken & stirred and dry mouthed from their jaw
dropping repertoire and in dire need of a large trough of water on the
rocks. Their music on this particular CD (get the earlier two as well)
exquisitely traverses the 60’s, 70’s, (skips the 80’s), 90’s, and
on to 2010 like a stampede of bulls through a time machine. Includes a
DEAD MOON cover, incredible harmonies, and I reckon the name comes from
the Son House song(?). If you don’t leave work early to go seek this
out, your musical experience reeks ass and you get great “deals” at
Best Buy®. See these guys live... They don’t play their instruments,
they are their instruments. Un“fuckin”believable. - Pat Pending www.pearlenemusic.com
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THE SOCIALS "New Vibrations Of
Light" CD The Socials sound like a big ‘ole bowl of cholesterol
laden, blueberry oatmeal smothered in piss in vinegar and a stick of
butter that you eat with a fork. No artificial flavoring here. Pure, rib
sticking goodness from Cincinnati. Chunky, damp, sticky, and completely
intact with a sprinkling of 39th notes at just the right times. This is
not a vending machine where you choose your desire. This is shoved down
your throat everything bagels with an attitude chaser and YOU WILL LIKE
IT. Seek this out now before you have to buy the reissues in 10 years when
the world catches up. (still no socials website boo!!-AB1) -Pat Pending
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BLOODY & THE TRANSFUSIONS “Bloody
& the Transfusions” CD Metal influenced punk rock that's guitar
heavy and singing about the usual stuff. Yeah, it will get your arm and
the fist attached to the end of that arm, up in the air from time to time,
but almost every song feels like it's an obligatory anthem for growing
older and justifying what the rock and roll lifestyle has become. I must
admit, “the Asshole Song” is one of those aforementioned fist-pumpers.
On A song from their My Space profile they dedicate a song to JOHNNY
THUNDERS whoever the fuck THAT is... -Shawn Abnoxious
www.BlackandBlueRecords.com www.myspace.com/bloodymess1
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CASEY BRANDT “The Day I Marry The Sea”
CD I have been reviewing works by Casey Brandt in one form or another, for
quite a while now. Every one of his projects, including this one, is
packed full of totally interesting and listenable songs. As my ear becomes
more and more mature, Brandt's songs seem to appeal to me more.... Like an
all-grown up VIOLENT FEMMES... Reminding me a bit of DESTROYER or ROBERT
POLARD’S solo stuff actually... Maybe that’s why they get better and
better.... But I get the feeling that Casey and Mungler Winslowe keep
throwing Brandt releases out for a reason. One day, Casey Brandt (in one
form or another) will make the seminal release and be noticed... or mayhap
he will go nuts and get noticed ala Daniel Johnston... THAT would be one
hell of a way to get noticed... It appears that Casey Brandt is a terribly
creative guy who must spend much of his waking day (and perhaps all of his
dreaming night) working on songs for some sort of release. I enjoy these
CDs and wonder myself which one will be the one. This one? The Next
one? Or that one from a year ago? This is funner than playing DEAL OR NO
DEAL, a game show that I never really figured out. -Shawn Abnoxious
www.munglerwinslowe.com
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THE HIGH AND LOW “e.p.” CD-EP I have
been waiting for this CD for quite a while. The High and Low have spent a
bunch of minutes doing the local show circuit, and some may say that this
release is past due... But really, there's just one way I really wanted to
start. Well, really it’s just four words with an exclamation mark... THE
INSTITUTION, MIKE WEINEL! By far, one of my favorite local musicians! MIKE
WEINEL, called the INSTITUTION by myself, cause his ability sets him apart
from others and should be set forth as a STANDARD of GREATNESS. The man
does NO wrong! I could listen to him play guitar from sunup to sun down,
all through the night without batting an eye. Really though, I seen
everyone from this band play for years around town in other bands (except
for Sabrina, which this is her first band, but then again, I have known
her for years now!) and I loved everyone of them (The Now, Angie, The
Pariahs).... I have been big fans of everyone in this band (and continue
to do so), and really I liked High and Low when I have seen them, but this
CD really knocked me for a loop. It has really given me a chance to sit
down and craw into their sound to find a greater appreciation. Other than
the fact that the first three songs felt quickened to end themselves, they
seem like they could have went along twice as long... It's great! The song
length questioning is really just me wanting more. I realize that is my
selfishness coming though once more in my enthusiasm. Somber vocals,
draggy, push along psychedelic, sometimes minimal...a parlous amount. It all
sets the mood for a drive out west. Follow the land, and when it ends,
take flight and never land again! Fly higher and higher and touch that
sun, and burn in a blaze of glory before you hit the ground. Ashes to ashes
and dust to dust. If this CD had been around at the great time of the
kamikazes, listening to the High and Low would have prepared the Divine
wind for their mission at hand. Just two a-bombs wouldn't have stopped the
Japanese. Not two, not ten, this CD should have been the soundtrack to a
prolonged land-based conflict that would have dragged on for years to the
last living Japanese hand. A tribute to STRENGTH and a soundtrack to
RESOLUTION, the music of The High and Low brings to mind MAZZY STAR, PJ
HARVEY, but also draws heavily on local influences like THE BUFFALO KILLERS
and GET SWEATY and really, the High and Low are mayhap the new sound of
Cincinnati to come. My picks from the release include “Can You Feel the
Sun?” and “Day and Night.” It’s not like you really listen to me,
nor should you really listen to me... Hell, I don't even know why I still
write about music really, cause other people say it better than I do, and
are easier to read, but if you are reading this, and have read this far,
then gloves-off to you avid, desperate reader... and I bet you could use
some sunlight and fresh air. So, go with haste to Shake It Records and
pick this disc up. Even though my opinion means very little in the scheme
of things, I HIGHLY recommend this. -Shawn Abnoxious www.gethighandlow.com
www.myspace.com/highandlow
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BRODY'S MILITIA “All Bridges Burned (Demo
2007)” Tape Copy number 65, of a limited run of 69 copies.... And yes,
you read correctly, a CASSETTE! Wait one Appalachian grain-alcohol minute!
Is this cassette bullshit a ‘French’ word? Cause maybe we need to “freedom”
the word and just refer to it as a “tape”. Yeah... it makes me feel
better. This TAPE features six songs that will be released on a number of
split 7”s with NETJAJEV SS, GHOUL and ANTISEEN plus one song that will
be on the tribute to NUN SLAUGHTER called “Devil Metal.” This tape is
the first example of the all-new Brody's lineup featuring the addition of
Gooch (from KATANA) and Markus Dominus (CROATAN)... But really, besides
Doug and Hank, I'm not too familiar with their older lineups... I would have
to go digging through some records, or do some searching on google and
today, as I write this, I'm too lazy to do either.
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But regardless, I like
what I hear. Hardcore/grind punk with skull and upside down cross imagery
that is bound to make all the thorny logo bands cream their tight black
pants and send them shuffling through their bristled out spiked jean
jackets looking for a NAUSEA back patch that hasn't been applied to a
jacket yet, to clean up the mess they made on themselves. Angry, mean,
boisterous and sure to get a pit going live, when I put this TAPE on, the
cats hanging out on my deck outside came over to the window to check and
make sure I was all right.... So that is saying something... -Shawn
Abnoxious from Backwoods Butcher Records po box 377 Mt. Orab, OH. 45154
www.ThrashYourFace.com/butcher
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MY LATEX BRAIN / THE
PROFESSORS split 7”EP
White vinyl, 100 hand-numbered copies. I consider myself lucky to hear
this one, and really, it's a treat hearing more MY LATEX BRAIN. They still
remind me a ton and half of Dayton Ohio’s ESOTERIC’S and that's cool,
but their two songs on this split, far out do what I heard in the past,
which is saying a bunch, because this band has always found favor with me
anyway and since I first heard them, MY LATEX BRAIN is one of those bands
that people keep trying to turn me onto... and seemed disappointed when I
say, yeah, I heard’em. Reviewed’em. Liked’em and want to hear
more.... Well, I have heard more and I can't wait to hear more.... Teamed
up with My Latex brain this time is THE PROFESSORS whose two songs on this
split remind me a bunch of ? and THE MYSTERIANS.
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I keep hearing people say
that the garage rock thing is dead, but don't tell these guys, cause what
they do, they do well and could be in a perfect spot for a resurgence. I
have only heard The professors on their My Space page, and Im glad I now
have something solid to hold onto... -Shawn Abnoxious www.MyLatexBrain.us
www.TheProfessorsLab.com www.LabXRecords.com
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BLAG’ARD “Blank Faced Clocks” CD
Unusually when I get stuff out of the blue like this, it's bad... but this
time (at least) it’s pretty impressive. Impressive and catchy.
Impressive, catchy indie rock. Great sounding guitars and good vocals with
some strong, desperate, but also driving lyrics. Sounds good and I am
curious because there is talk that this guy is a one man thing... I cant
imagine that being as good as on CD, but I would give it a shot... I
imagine if some sorts of virus struck musicians, and only musicians, BLAG’ARD
would be one of the survivors and replace something that has a hold on
everyone now with their own brand of sonic awareness. -Shawn Abnoxious
www.myspace.com/Blagardband
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"Wasting time but not
wasting away" - Miss Communication - The Socials
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INFOTUBE “Promo” CD This is a
promotional CD for a CD that is probably released by now. Reminiscent of
MANG a bit, art-damage fans take note... Krautrock fans take note...
RESIDENTS fans take note... Is anybody taking notes? Shit man! This CD is
jammed packed full of stuff, all atmopsheric, mad and topical.... Infotube
are to “music” what Al Qaeda is to Governments... Sonic terrorism.
Listening to this CD is like watching certain Werner Herzog movies, like I
recently watched Herzog’s WILD BLUE YONDER... And I immediately think
that Werner Herzog would fucking love this shit too. I would like to see
this band do a unplanned, unpromoted appearence at Fountain Square on a
wednesday afternoon. Here would be the set list: World of Concrete,
Plastic Talking Heads, Cincinnati Ancient City, Sex Threat and by then the
cops would be there to cart them away and infotube would go down as art
heroes. -Shawn Abnoxious www.myspace.com/infotubecincy
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VARIOUS ARTIST “Nine Songs” CD Nine
songs from seven Middletown area bands all working collectively to get
shit done. Varying styles and genres, this collection, and these bands are
all Lewis & Clark up in it and shit knowwhutimsatyon’? Featuring
standouts DELHI DRIVE (you should have already seen a review from them
earlier), ANGRY RYAN & THE NOSEBREAKERS (mean as fuck hardcore), OKAY
LINDON (excellent writing and production), and including more from AMONG
THIEVES, ALL THEIR EYES, ORANGE LAZARUS and INVISIBLE STRINGS (Bowie-ish).
Definitely get yourself a copy for a listen, sample what can be
done in seemingly isolated territories.... My copy came with a Loft Co.
Manifesto of sorts about the collective, bands, and people of Middletown
Ohio involved with Loft that I really enjoyed and is worth the cheapo
sampler price of $1 by itself.-Shawn Abnoxious $1 ppd. from Loft Co.
Records www.myspace.com/loftcorecords
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The iONart is a segment, especially
designed for the NSX online experience... Designed to explore the artistic
side of the morbid media beast that is The Neus Subjex. Keep an eye on art
because when you least expect it, it will get you in your back with a
dull, rusty knife... Always ready for the attack. This is time around,
explore the work of ROBYN ROTH.

JUST LET ME HIDE HERE “The story behind
this one deals with a personal struggle in my life. Basically when I
opened up about this issue and things started to happen I freaked out and
I just wanted to vanish. I am asking for a little hope in my life. The
hands symbolize hope and I am the caterpillar rolled up inside as if I am
still in cocoon. I just want to stay inside those hands for comfort
because I don't know the outcome of this struggle. The moth in the sky
would be the new me, but I'm not sure how it'll be. I am just not sure
what that is. While the other caterpillars are going about their lives I
am avoiding mine.”

SYSTOLIC “This one is less personal, if
that is fair to say. I suppose all art is personal. I guess I mean
"not as deep." I wanted to express the human interaction with
the natural world. In my own belief I do not see any difference between
humans and the other lifeforms of the earth. Most of us have a belief in
our heads that we are more advanced compared to other animals. We were the
last creations of God and we are the rulers of the earth. We dictate how
everything should live. This is bull in my mind. Every creature has a
unique gift that allows it to survive. This art is simply to show that
humans are just as connected to the animal world as any other. Life is a
cycle and we all connect with this cycle. If we nurture the natural world
it will nurture us. Make sense?”
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT IF YOU ARE SCARED,
FASCINATED OR LOVE INSECTS. IT COULD BE ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME, COULD
YOU EXPLAIN YOUR USE OF INSECTS? Robyn Roth: No, I am not scared of bugs
and it isn't necessarily a fascination or a love. I wanted to find a way
to show life, but I didn't want it to be in the form of a human or of an
animal that people could identify with a particular emotion. When you draw
a person or an animal they already have a preconceived notion of how they
are viewed by us. I want that to be abandoned. Insects are not looked at
as very emotional. They are like robots to us. Doing their tasks and
living and dying very quickly. How odd would it be to show insects being
emotional? How odd would it be to show that they express love for the
world and the living things around them? That is what I did.
ANOTHER REOCCURRING THEME IN YOUR PAINTINGS
ARE HEARTS AND VEINS, WHAT DO THESE BOTH REPRESENT IN YOUR WORK? Robyn
Roth: The heart is basically my portrait of a human being. Any body-part
in my art represents a human being. Again, I couldn't draw a person
because then the viewer would cling to the expression on their face, their
cultural background, age, etc. Taking all that away means it is just a
human. The heart is most popular because when we think of the heart we
associate it with caring and love. I am hoping to express this feeling
with the heart.
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